The Update Named BENIDORM IS BACK

ITV´s amazingly superb and award winning comedy BENIDORM returns to ITV tonight for its SIXTH series… The Garveys only get as far as Alicante airport before their holiday starts to go wrong, while Donald and Jacqueline stage a protest when Joyce Temple Savage refuses to give them a room. Kenneth is terrified by strange messages […]

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The update named POPSICLES

“I Love to Love (But My Baby Loves to Dance, loves to dance…” Ahhhh, a bit of Tina Charles, brilliant innit 🙂 Evening popsicles, how are you on this Friday? Popsicles is probably a bad thing though because it´s going to get C-O-L-D over the weekend and into next week. I don´t know about you, […]

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The update named RESPECT

Good evening my little X-Factor avoiders, or welcome to those who watched it and then read later!!! How the devil in a deep blue trenchcoat are you? Right, so then, cut to the chase, this is what I have planned for the week. On Monday, I will be phoning the Samaritans! Not because I need […]

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The update named SUNSET

I read a really interesting news article in a magazine this week, but I´m not going to tell you about it because it´s WEEKEND… Yay, it´s here again… Hang on, let me do a little jig… I´m back in the room… Good evening my little piece of precious metal, how are you? It is an […]

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The update named HELP

Heevunink… It´s gonna be a fine night tonight… Listen, I know you´re busy but PLEASE read the next paragraph at least, really, it´s important. Based on events this week, we have decided to launch our “Food for the Needy” campaign early this year. I will give you all the details on Monday when we have […]

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A very special weekend for Spain

Good evening you beautiful people, welcome to another Friday, another weekend, another update of some of the best things to look forward to. Firstly, Saturday is a National Holiday in Spain; in fact, it is perhaps the biggest and most patriotic day in the Spanish holiday calendar as it is Spain´s National Day. One of […]

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The 7th of October already!

Good evening you beautiful people. How the devil are you? I will keep this brief, as it´s Monday and it´s mega soap night (Corrie´s NOT on on Friday by the way, but on Sunday instead). First thing, on Saturday on Exite Radió, Angela, Michelle and I were talking about learning languages and I said there […]

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It must be weekend

Well, I do hope your Friday is going well. It´s the WEEKEND 🙂 I have your weekend planner here, lots of information on what to do and where to do it, and even what to wear, or The Weather, as we call it… Simply Small Talk is back at its normal time of noon tomorrow […]

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Chatting with Jake Canuso on Friday

On Friday, 30th August, I will be chatting with Jake Canuso, who plays Mateo in ITV´s Benidorm, amongst many other characters, because he is in Spain this week, signing copies of his brand new 2014 calendar. Jake will be in Morgan´s Tavern, as used in the show for Neptune´s Bar, in Benidorm on Saturday, so […]

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