I had almost forgotten to troll through Twitter to see what the ungrateful had been saying this year. There is a little bit of adult language in here, you have been warned, and one or two are made up with people jumping on what has now become a bit of a tradition, but, here are some of my favourites this year.
Oh, I removed the names of the people posting these, just to be safe, but you can search the hashtags yourself for more.
Did I get an XBox for Christmas? No. Is my mom a bitch? Well, apparently she is. #wishIwasNeverBorn #FuckChristmas
no puppy #fuckchristmas
Just when I thought I was special…No calls… no gifts… no company… #FuckChristmas
3 shitty gifts, 2 lazy dogs, and a husband asleep on the couch #fuckchristmas
Got a piece of ass and a new shirt for Christmas and they were both too fucking big. #fuckchristmas
Where my Xbox one and 6 at? #fuckChristmas
just opened presents, got a MacBook Pro when I wanted the Air. and got the gold iPhone 6+ when I asked for black. #fuckchristmas seriously?
I fucking told my parents I wanted an iphone 6plus for Christmas and they get me a 6 instead. Fucking dumb. Fuck my parents. #FuckChristmas
So hate my asshole brother…X-mas wish is 4 hm 2 end up in jail/dead…#Christmassucks today
Honestly I don’t even know how to pretend to be happy about that one…#ungrateful #maybe #alittle #ChristmasSucks
Well my niece got an iPhone 5s… I’m guessing I’m gonna get nothing from my parents (as usual). #Christmassucks
Why is my xmas tree shedding its needles? It’s not even real! Next year I’m using a stick #christmassucks
Was it really too much too ask for an iPhone mom and dad,WAS IT?#hatemyparents #hatechristmas
Omfg hml I got an iphone6 with black earphones instead of white I hate ny parents they are such selfish assholes. #hatechristmas
No presents as always #hatechristmas
And finally, although this is definitely kind of fake as it´s an account run by a bear…
parents let me down i wanted unicycle but they got me honey #cheesed #fuckchristmas #BearsTalk
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 🙂